But the truth is...

You politely opened the door for an old lady.

But the truth is…

You wanted to go off on her after she didn’t say thank you.

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Sometimes a girl will say, “People think I’m pretty, but I don’t know why. I don’t see it.”

But the truth is…

Attractive people know that their attractive. She’s either trying to appear modest or inviting you to compliment her.

(Submitted by: flyingupward)

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A woman will tell a man, “Don’t worry about me. I’ll be fine.”

But the truth is…

She knows he has a girlfriend and the only way she can get his attention is by making up some bogus crisis in her life.

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They say it’s wrong to pre-judge people.

But the truth is…

Sometimes it’s impossible not to.  Come on…admit it.  Just by looking at this woman, you have her all figured out.

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A woman will claim she’s “not in the mood tonight.”

But the truth is…

She’s not in the mood tonight!  Leave her alone you sex crazed maniac!

(Submitted by Ralok)