But the truth is...

People say, “You deserve better than me.”

But the truth is…

They think they deserve better than you.

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Some people say they “love everyone.”

But the truth is…

They hate Kim Kardashian.

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People say, “I have no political affiliation. I’m an independent.”

But the truth is…

They’re embarrassed to admit who they really support.

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People complain that the “New Facebook Sucks!”

But the truth is…

Nobody is forcing you to keep your Facebook account.  If you hate it so much, delete your page.

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Someone tells you, “I love you,” constantly.

But the truth is…

They just like hearing you say it back.  They’ll even get angry if you don’t.

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People say they’re “not the jealous type.”

But the truth is…

Everyone is the jealous type, but you won’t know it until you face a real threat.

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When a group of people goes against the government, people call it rebellion (with a negative connotation).

But the truth is…

If they succeed, historians shall call it a revolution.

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Your significant other wants to “take a break” over the summer, since you’ll be far apart.

But the truth is…

They want to fool around with someone else without feeling like they’re cheating on you.

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People stop liking a song because “it got old.”

But the truth is…

They don’t like it because other people like it now, and they’re no longer “unique” in their music taste.

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People say you and your sister “look completely different.”

But the truth is…

They think your sister looks much prettier than you.  They just don’t want to sound mean.

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People say “age is just a number.”

But the truth is…

They don’t believe it.  They’re only saying it because they’re horny for someone who’s not their age.

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People avoid answering questions when they’re lying.

But the truth is…

Sometimes the person who’s asking them isn’t important enough to respond to.

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People ask you a question because they were “just wondering.”

But the truth is…

They weren’t just wondering.  They spent weeks trying to find the balls to ask you.

(Submitted by: ikslatsonorg)

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A guy will call a girl “a tease.”

But the truth is…

He’s just mad because she’s not easy, like all the other girls he’s gone after.

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People complain about how “sore” they are.

But the truth is…

They want you to know they’ve been working out.

(Submitted by: jillianxox)

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