But the truth is...

In a crisis, friends ask you, “What do you think I should do?”

But the truth is…

They never do what you suggest.

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Friends will beg you to lend them money.

But the truth is…

These are the same idiots who keep buying nice things they can’t afford.  Why lend them money when they’re living better than you are?

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A friend will ask you, “Why are you covering your paper? It’s not like I’m going to copy you.”

But the truth is…

They’re hoping you feel guilty for accusing them, so you’ll uncover your answers.

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Some people have platonic friendships.

But the truth is…

Men are NEVER satisfied with being friends with a hot chick.  They’re just trying to be patient.

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Your friend tells you that you “didn’t miss much.”

But the truth is…

You missed out on a hell of a good time. They just don’t want you to feel bad. 

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You told your friend the good news…and now they want to tell you their good news.

But the truth is…

No matter what you told them, they’re going to make sure their good news is bigger than yours.

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Your friend denies borrowing something from you a long time ago…and not returning it.

But the truth is…

They know they still have it.  They just have no idea where it is. 

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A friend didn’t say hello because they didn’t notice you.

But the truth is…

They noticed you alright.  They just think it’s your turn to say hello first.

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A friend will tell you, “If there’s ANYTHING I can do to help, just let me know.”

But the truth is…

They’re only saying that to make it look like they care.  As soon as they heard about what happened to you, they started screening your calls.

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She says she likes you “as a friend.”

But the truth is…

If she really valued your friendship, she wouldn’t expect you to remain close while she dates other guys.

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