But the truth is...

Your lover farted in bed while they were sleeping.

But the truth is…

They weren’t asleep, but they thought you were.

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Someone says, “I’m on my way right now.”

But the truth is…

They’re still in bed, half-asleep.  You’re all the way on the other side of town…and yet they still say, “I’ll be there in 10 minutes.”

(Submitted by: vanessa-ma)

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