But the truth is...

Thanks for asking.  I’m not dead or anything.  I’m just sitting here all alone, trying to deal with my farts.  The last one put me in a coma for 3 months.  I just woke up today, and I couldn’t wait to start posting again.

So what have I missed?  Does Tumblr still work?  Or maybe I should ask: did they get it to start working?

The truth is…I’ve been busy trying to finish a book I started almost 3 years ago, long before I started this blog.  It’s finally done, so now I can get back to blogging the truth about phony people—my other passion.  By the way, I hope you’ll consider buying my book when it’s released.  It’s really good…and I’m really broke.    

I also needed a break from blogging.  I got tired of people whining about how wrong my posts are.  I swear I’ll never understand why hyper-sensitive people even bother with Tumblr.  It’s no place to overcome your insecurities, so you may as well learn to laugh at yourself.

I’ll be posting everyday again starting tomorrow.  I apologize to everyone who submitted a truth that was never posted.  Please keep them coming.

Much love,

Alex

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