January 2012
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But the truth is...
Just when you thought I was gone for good, here I am again, trying to explain my whereabouts for the past few months. In short, I became the father of an adorable little boy. I love the little bugger with all my heart, and I’m honored to dabble in his smelly green poop, but I must admit that its been hard for me to write blog posts while constantly wiping poop off my keyboard.
Now that...
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People say, "You deserve better than me."
But the truth is…
They think they deserve better than you.
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Some women claim they like being independent.
But the truth is…
They would love to be with a man that pays for everything.
(Submitted by: electricbluepancakes)
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Some people say they "love everyone."
But the truth is…
They hate Kim Kardashian.
(Submitted by: anim4ti0n)
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People say, "I have no political affiliation. I'm...
But the truth is…
They’re embarrassed to admit who they really support.
(Submitted by: parteeguy)
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September 2011
2 posts
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People say, "Oh, it's a long story."
But the truth is…
They don’t want to tell you.
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People complain that the "New Facebook Sucks!"
But the truth is…
Nobody is forcing you to keep your Facebook account. If you hate it so much, delete your page.
(Submitted by: ikslatsonorg)
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July 2011
8 posts
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People ask, "What's your baby's name?"
But the truth is…
They don’t care about the name. They’re just trying to figure out if it’s a boy or a girl.
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Some people act like they come from a rich family.
But the truth is…
People who are born rich don’t flaunt their money, because they’re used to having it. The only people who brag about being rich are broke-ass wannabes.
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Someone tells you, "I love you," constantly.
But the truth is…
They just like hearing you say it back. They’ll even get angry if you don’t.
(Submitted by saturday-nights)
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When you buy something nice for yourself, people...
But the truth is…
They would buy the same model you did if they could. They just can’t afford it now.
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People say they're "not the jealous type."
But the truth is…
Everyone is the jealous type, but you won’t know it until you face a real threat.
(Submitted by: morning—glory)
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bretticus2424 asked: So I have absolutely loved reading your posts. And so I bought your book. I'm sure I'll enjoy it just as much as your post, if not more. I'll be sure to let you know! :D
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People cry out, "No one ever falls in love with...
But the truth is…
They’re not counting people who aren’t good looking enough for them.
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When a group of people goes against the...
But the truth is…
If they succeed, historians shall call it a revolution.
(Submitted by: inmemoryoffroggy)
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June 2011
12 posts
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People consider themselves "easy to get along...
But the truth is…
They have a long list of things they won’t tolerate.
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In a crisis, friends ask you, "What do you think I...
But the truth is…
They never do what you suggest.
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Your significant other wants to "take a break"...
But the truth is…
They want to fool around with someone else without feeling like they’re cheating on you.
(Submitted by: mylifeaserinmarie)
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Someone will get angry at you because you're not...
But the truth is…
Worriers are extremely stupid. Instead of looking for solutions to problems, they waste time looking for more reasons to be worried.
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People stop liking a song because "it got old."
But the truth is…
They don’t like it because other people like it now, and they’re no longer “unique” in their music taste.
(Submitted by: ikslatsonorg)
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tessallen asked: what's the name of your book? :)
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Some people are "dealing with a few issues right...
But the truth is…
Their life is just fine, but they think having issues makes them look cool.
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A guy will suddenly stop dancing to "go get a...
But the truth is…
He doesn’t want her to notice his erection.
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People say you and your sister "look completely...
But the truth is…
They think your sister looks much prettier than you. They just don’t want to sound mean.
(Submitted by: ilikefairylights)
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People write, "these photos are not mine unless...
But the truth is…
They’re just trying to make themselves feel better about stealing them. It’s like carjacking someone and then driving around with a sign in the window that says, “This car is not mine unless otherwise stated.”
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Your new lover wants to "take things slow" because...
But the truth is…
They didn’t get hurt. In fact, they’re probably the one who did all of the hurting. And now, they’re setting you up to be their next victim by making you feel sorry for them.
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hinesxenitsirhc asked: I know that you are probably busy with life and all, but I really miss all the "But The Truth Is" Posts! :( Where have they been lately?
Gotta keep them coming!
Gotta keep them coming!
April 2011
3 posts
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People say "age is just a number."
But the truth is…
They don’t believe it. They’re only saying it because they’re horny for someone who’s not their age.
(Submitted by: midnightmambo)
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People say you shouldn't try to please everyone.
But the truth is…
We still spend more time thinking about the people who don’t like us than the people who do.
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People avoid answering questions when they're...
But the truth is…
Sometimes the person who’s asking them isn’t important enough to respond to.
(Submitted by idiotica)
March 2011
3 posts
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You're having a bad day, and someone says,...
But the truth is…
They’re just saying that because their day has been going well so far.
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Someone wants you to stop bugging them about their...
But the truth is…
Even THEY know it’s time they learned how to speak correctly.
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A drunk person will try to hit on you at a party.
But the truth is…
They’re not that drunk. They just want an excuse for hitting on you, in case you turn them down.
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February 2011
4 posts
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People ask you a question because they were "just...
But the truth is…
They weren’t just wondering. They spent weeks trying to find the balls to ask you.
(Submitted by: ikslatsonorg)
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A guy will call a girl "a tease."
But the truth is…
He’s just mad because she’s not easy, like all the other girls he’s gone after.
(Submitted by: abbsicle)
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People complain about how "sore" they are.
But the truth is…
They want you to know they’ve been working out.
(Submitted by: jillianxox)
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People say, "Don't worry. It's not your fault."
But the truth is…
They think it could have been prevented if you weren’t so clueless.
(Submitted by: haterskeephating)
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January 2011
11 posts
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Someone is angry at you because you "don't trust...
But the truth is…
They’re only mad because you stopped being naive, and now it’s tougher for them to keep screwing you.
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Someone wants to taste a bit of your meal.
But the truth is…
“Tasting a bit” means eating all of it.
(Submitted by: misssarcasm)
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Someone you haven't heard from in years will...
But the truth is…
They’re not dying to see you. They just need you to do them a favor.
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People say, "You didn't hear that from me okay?"
But the truth is…
You did hear it from them…and it’s called gossip.
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Friends will beg you to lend them money.
But the truth is…
These are the same idiots who keep buying nice things they can’t afford. Why lend them money when they’re living better than you are?
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People act surprised when you don't know...
But the truth is…
They’re not surprised. They’re just happy to learn that there’s finally something they know about that you don’t.
(Submitted by: managethis)
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People like to ask "one quick question" before...
But the truth is…
That’s just the first of a series of “quick questions.” If you want to get them off the phone, you’ll have to pretend your battery died.
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A friend will ask you, "Why are you covering your...
But the truth is… They’re hoping you feel guilty for accusing them, so you’ll uncover your answers.
(Submitted by: orlynao)
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Some people are moody.
But the truth is…
They’re not moody. They’re just immature. They only act right when things are going their way.
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People will claim they didn't laugh because the...
But the truth is…
They just didn’t get it and don’t want to look stupid because everyone else is cracking up.
(Submitted by: combustibletrousers)
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Someone will swear they're attracted to you.
But the truth is…
If you take a chance on them, they’re just going to turn around and try to work things out with their ex.
(Submitted by: ikoz)
December 2010
17 posts
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When you receive a bad gift, people tell you,...
But the truth is…
If they were really thinking about you, they would have known not to buy you that crap.
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You say,"I was being sarcastic," then they say, "I...
But the truth is…
They thought you were being serious. They just don’t want to look stupid.
(Submitted by: theplatypusmethod)
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